Cool it down under.

Posted on 09/01/2010 by Dr. W

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Today I was asked several times if we could do something else than sit around the apartment. As we do not have that much money we need to more or less look for things that are free and try to avoid things that cost money. Sometimes I choose things that cost a little bit money so we can do something, as she tends to be a bit more restless than I am.
I am an introvert, so looking out the window watching how it changes from day to night can actually amuse me.

Being the man I took charge and chose to do a very Nordic thing today.
We went ice-skating at one of the local Olympic ice-skating rinks. Just that it was cold inside was amazing. It felt so amazingly good to feel that cold sensation. I have not really felt that in a long time now; far too long if you ask me. If my memory serves me right I have not been skating the last 10 years, so I was really hoping that I would remember it; or at least be able to keep my balance.

We first did the typical couple thing, going slowly around holding hands. Lizzie, being from Australia, has not been skating that much, so she felt a bit nervous. From my point of view she did well, because she did not fall on her arse.
After a few laps she needed a rest and let me go on my own. All I needed was a few laps and I remembered how to cross-over when turning and riding backwards. It was great fun and exciting. Hopefully we can go back and do it again.

There were a lot more people than I expected, and as a Norwegian it was kind of honouring seeing so many Aussies giving ice-skating a go. Some of them did a very good job, but I noticed a majority did two simple mistakes.
First of all they were too daring. They kind of ignored balance and hoped for the best.
The second mistake was that they did not really pay much attention to their surroundings. I avoided a lot of near accidents by paying attention.
Of course, beyond those two minor mistakes they did impress me as a Norwegian. Still, I have never seen so many people fall over before when skating.

Some of my friends constantly tell me they are envious of me being in Australia now, especially as it is so cold in Europe at the moment (no it is not you bloody pansies!). I try to tell them that this heat and humidity is absolutely horrible. Lizzie and I have just been at home tonight watching telly; and all I have done is to move from the living room to my cave and I am almost dripping with sweat (it is 11:38 pm).
Trust me, this is not pleasant at all. Constantly sweating is horrible. I feel more or less disgusting all day. I would rather have to put on several layers of clothes to keep me warm and still be freezing, than almost being naked and still be sweating, not knowing what to do next to keep cool.
I envy you Europeans so much I almost hate you all for freezing so much.

Earlier today I came across an article in a Norwegian newspaper about yet another bimbo blogger that earns money from being completely shallow. It really makes me angry that the media prefer to promote these shallow “bloggers”. By promoting them they not only say it is okay to be shallow, they also give serious bloggers a bad name and make it difficult for the rest of us to be taken serious.
Yes I am envious. You would have been too if you started blogging for over five years ago and still are doing it for free, while some blond bimbo being 14 starts earning a lot of money after just “blogging” for one year about what she likes to dress-up with thanks to mummy and daddy just tossing money at the little brat! In other words, she is getting bloody paid for writing about being 14. Meanwhile I am, a Norwegian, writing about some of my experiences moving and living in Australia. Apparently it is more interesting to read about what a bloody 14-year-old blond bimbo wears than how a Norwegian experience life in Australia.

Long live Jante!


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