Blue-Tack penis. [NSWF]
I was bored one night and this is what welcomed the missus in the morning. She was not impressed. The “dripping” is what really disgusted her, but I felt that was the thing that made it cum [sic] alive.
Waar is thuis?
If you asked me now where home is, I would most likely say that home is ‘The Netherlands’. Which has nothing to do with where I was born or where I live at the moment, but more to do with where I feel at home. Before we left The Netherlands there were a few things … Read more
One cold coming up!
It is that time again, when I count three days back from when I started to notice the symptoms [of a cold]. Trying to figure out how I got; hoping I can remember who sneezed of coughed in my general direction, so I can picture myself giving that person a good old beating. I know … Read more
Can I have deafness sprinkled with germs to go, please?
Had to pick up some pencils, an eraser and a sharpener to bring with me to the STAT today. I did find those things pretty quickly, but while doing so I had an experience that made my misanthropy grow a little bit more. I have noticed that some mothers have developed this skill to tune-out … Read more
Out of office.
Today and early tomorrow I will be busy trying my best to prepare for a STAT (Special Tertiary Admissions Test) in hope that I can be accepted at Bond University to study bachelor of journalism and [later] masters of journalism. That means this will [most likely] be the only text I will be writing these … Read more
