Archive
- Education should be free!
- Has the summer arrived already?
- Lucky Duck Paint Off #2
- Me, my introversion and CAPD.
- Blue-Tack penis. [NSWF]
- Waar is thuis?
- One cold coming up!
- Can I have deafness sprinkled with germs to go, please?
- Out of office.
- Drivers from hell — also known as QLD.
- I am a doctor!
- What did you say? [updated]
- Do you want germs with that?
- Australia’s Area 51?
- My Fun Australia is not fun if you have IBS.
- Random miniatures.
- Who has blood on their hands?
- Evening rant.
- Morning rant.
- Why Linux will most likely continue to suck!
- Random Crazy Boredom.
- Why am I so honest now?
- Wiet roken in Nederland.
- Hello, old boy.
- Is a new distro the only solution?
- A rant from a grumpy old geek.
- Ask and you will be offered a job?
- They are all on drugs!
- Random boredom is amusing!
- It is time for me to be honest.
- Aliens landed in his backyard?
- Things might change a bit from now on.
- Daar is waarheid in wyn.
- In wijn zit de waarheid.
- Pyramid schemes, it’s for the birds.
- Is Wired at war with Wikileaks?
- Ik verveel me.
- Random Monday Bollocks!
- Technology is rotting your brain!
- How to make surkål.
- It was just a mistake.
- Do you fear or love Machiavelli?
- Ramblings from the cave.
- One double whiskey and some codeine, please.
- Yet again a cold is braining down my slow.
- How dare you question my opinions!?
- Risky Business talks with Lamo.
- Opinions, facts and insanity.
- Delusional illusions.
- I am unemployed because I am a foreigner.
- Is Adrian Lamo a snitch or a hero?
- At least now I know who I can count on.
- Please buy my awesome t-shirts!
- Karma is a bitch!
- I am busy designing t-shirts for bees.
- He is of the higher school of discussion.
- If you hate it so much, why are you still using it?
- When does ‘digital hoarding’ become a problem?
- Gathering some mana at a zoo.
- When censorship is called freedom of speech. [redux]
- When censorship is called freedom of speech. [updated]
- There is nothing like the smell of aerosol in the evening.
- Why I have not returned to reddit, yet.
- Not much to write…
- Peckish for some gherkins.
- Haphazard fluffy illogic fuzz.
- Writing in bed lying.
- Between jobs and countries.
- When is a bomb threat just a joke?
- What now?
- At the moment I have no sense of direction.
- Haphazard inanity.
- Various social commentaries; also known as random observational rants.
- The Humble Indie Bundle!
- Google zealots are calling the kettle black, not Apple.
- Let your desktop go totally Gonzo!
- Something’s not afoot.
- If you have nothing to say, do not speak at all.
- What you say online can and will be used against you.
- I need a new mobile phone that I do not want.
- War ben je nu?
- I truly killed a man; a man who looked exactly like me.
- To do much about nothing at all.
- This super-awesome post should surprise me?
- 10 questions you should ask yourself before you hand in that application.
- I am addicted to svefn.
- Blame WordPress for my new design.
- Why I love to hate Firefox.
- Maybe next week?
- The houses are not hugging me here.
- I have herpes simplex.
- I killed a man, a man who looked like me.
- Trepidation and odium nihilism.
- Songbird shot down by a penguin?
- Should we always have trepidation and odium for death?
- Keeping It Short & Shitty?
- Sigh…
- Everyone is a fool today.
- Crawling up the wall.
- When looking for work, how low is too low?
- Are you saying I am not normal because I am an introvert?
- Music bringing old memories back to life again.
- Is immigration killing Australian culture?
- Who is to blame that some are still using IE6?
- Can Australia take the owners of Encyclopedia Dramatica to court?
- Get off my back or I will have grumpy cat attack you!
- Grumpy rants of nonsense that is fuelled by bollocks and should not be read by anyone.
- Do we need grammar nazis?
- Why should you be allowed to point a camera in my face?
- Howto: Miniature faking (tilt-shift) in GIMP.
- Why buy an iPad when you can buy an Eee PC T91MT (or T101MT)?
- I want an iPad, but I am not getting one.
- Group interviews are bollocks!
- Because I can.
- One random pixel at a time.
- Flying around with butter in your arse.
- Bloody meh day.
- Schadenfreude ist lustig, für mich.
- A blog is more than a shallow online diary.
- Has 27b/6 been shutdown or is it just another prank? [updated]
- Eating delicious poison that tastes like salty licorice.
- Trepidation and odium: An interview with a polar bear.
- Feeling less crappy about crappy nonsense.
- Australian customs quarantine salty licorice from Sweden.
- ?
- I am absolutely gobsmacked today.
- Bloggplakat — A lost cause?
- Bloggplakat — Norwegian bloggers do not want guidelines!
- Do you have belief in faith?
- Very few words to spare.
- Live Tweet — update every 60 seconds?
- Howto: Find the Facebook login page.
- Stop insinuating I am unemployed by choice!
- Are iPhone OS and Chrome OS both walled gardens?
- Riddle me this? [updated]
- Do I have to insult you to get a response?
- Hey, Australia; if you do not like it, leave it!
- Your biggest mistake is to take my writing seriously.
- How many days?
- Routine deviates to randomness.
- Have feminists become the new chauvinists?
- If you do not like the iPad, do not get one and shut up about it! [updated]
- Watch out for the sea-zombies!
- I am an immigrant who survived ‘Australia Day’.
- How to be a good listener and why it is important.
- No work, only play?
- Will Zenbe forever be?
- Let the lip rip the tube.
- Down in the ground.
- Get out of my way you bloody zombies!
- Get your fresh home-made bread here!
- Am I a beach bum?
- Nothing to say about a lot.
- Cool it down under.
- Facebook should also be known as Passive-Aggressive Gossipbook.
- I might become a nudist.
- Did everyone suddenly stop procrastinating?
- I am sweet enough.
- Can I publish photos without permission? [updated]
- My delusions from 2009 and my new ones for 2010.
- Crappy Dew Beer!
- On the Internet it is OK to laugh at each other.
- Give me a Wii bit of escape.
- Saturnalia does something unspeakable with Uranus.
- Saturnalia during summer?
- Songbird drops a rotten egg on Linux.
- The freedom of doing nothing with your life.
- A Bluebottle with a panic attack redux.
- A Bluebottle with a panic attack. [updated]
- Calm down, it is just an opinion.
- When will I be given a fair go in Oz?
- Keeping silent in a tea daze.
- Welcome to the great firewall of Australia!
- Are Google users stupid and anti-privacy?
- Is downloading TV series (il)legal?
- I do not like swimming during wintertime.
- Utter gibberish and nonsense.
- Can you read 14400 tweets in 24 hours?
- Writing about writing a book and other uninteresting things.
- Trepidation and odium: Google’s monopoly.
- Rambling and ranting in a tea daze.
- Who decides if a joke is funny?
- Howto: Install Fedora 12 on an Asus EeePC 1000H; and save disk space.
- De angst voor de witte bladzijde.
- Spreading love with random rants.
- Tell me what to write about, now!
- Work for free or I will beat you up.
- Wham bam thank you temazepam.
- When can I enjoy my life?
- You can all go to hell for all I care!
- What genre?
- I envy bloggers with an income.
- Is Kurt Greenbaum a pussy; or is he a jackass?
- Spreading trepidation and odium by standing my ground.
- Waiting forever to be told to wait.
- Has chaos its own language?
- It’s tipsy Tuesday night.
- It’s warm!
- Deadlines are for pussies.
- Do you want me to write fiction or non-fiction?
- Trepidation and odium of everything.
- I am a creative little hermit crab going to space land.
- This evening has been utterly soporific.
- Groveling in a tea daze for work.
- Do you want a free book?
- Unable to see clearly in the rain.
- The original storm that devoured another storm.
- When a storm devours another storm.
- Trepidation and odium.
- How far can a Gonzo walk?
- All you can say is ditto.
- Don’t call me vegan!
- Hunter hunting Hunter.
- Writing about labels while I am drinking tea.
- The unforgiving land.
- Lame Office Lingo!
- Before I go totally Gonzo on you all.
- Is my style already totally Gonzo?
- It’s kind of random.
- What more can I do?
- The dragon tried to eat me.
- Hackers, geeks, vegans and an introvert.
- Can the truth be defamatory?
- Hey hey, blackface minstrels are not funny any more.
- With friends comes work?
- Why I criticise Telstra.
- Cafes are there to be used.
- Did I get laid off because I am an introvert?
- Are you an anti-vaccination nutjob?
- Who said that?
- 2012 is when everything ends.
- If you think you know me, please read this.
- What is .random[net]?
- The future of .random[oid].
- A press release about introverts by an introvert.
- Rambling in a tea daze every noon.
- Are my feet really worth the suffereing?
- Are vegans and introverts allowed to be picky when looking for work?
- What is an observation?
- I rant about random observations and facts.
- Australia won’t let me defend them.
- Do you still have nothing to hide?
- This is not a rant about being unemployed.
- I am not a ‘job snob’!
- I’m surrounded by a feeling of coldness.
- What is the worst that can happen?
- The confusion of apathy and uncertainty.
- All recession and no work makes xen a dull boy.
- Queensland (AU) police will wardrive to keep you safe!
- Annoying spammers on Twitter.
- The introverted atheist.
- You can now only blame yourself for being obese.
- Being unemployed is not what it’s cracked up to be.
- What type of hat are you wearing?
- Why I unfollowed you on Twitter.
- Espressohead poisoned me with butter!
- You call this winter?
- I’m in Australia.
- Next blog post will be from Oz.
- I’m actually leaving Europe.
- We are not on holiday.
- Goodbye, TomTom.
- Yesterday we left the Netherlands.
- I’m now a homeless hacker.
- Hacking my iPod Touch, the Kindle app and the iPlayer.
- Tweet about anything you want on Twitter!
- How to become popular on Twitter.
- Zero days left at work! W00t!
- Just one day left?
- Two bloody days left!
- Three days left at work.
- Five days left at work.
- Duck & Cover!
- I don’t want to shake your germ-ridden hand.
- Just getting some duct tape and rope for the evening.
- Random Raving Rabid Ramblings.
- How long does a tea daze last?
- Is this the end of Mininova? [updated]
- Familiar observations about introverts.
- We are the salarymen.
- Closing my eyes wide shut.
- Just some random updates and stuff.
- I have nothing to say today.
- Leave me be.
- When your mind is blank.
- Random free rants downloaded with BitTorrent.
- Un:Arc[hive] has been released!
- Howto: Downloading torrent files. [simplified]
- un:re[leased]
- I did something really outrages today.
- Short randomness that tastes geekalicious.
- Sitting still in a tea daze.
- Copying is not stealing, says the straw man.
- See you next week.
- From every:thing comes no:thing.
- When nothing needs to be said.
- My patience is wearing thin!
- I, robot; you, slave.
- Hibernate in a cold future.
- This is very random.
- Rambling without words.
- A wandering mind with focused randomness.
- Loud and geekalicious silence.
- Randomised rants about annoying stupidity.
- I do it because I can.
- We have to do nothing at all.
- Google Street View Lost.
- It’s all work and no play…
- April, why are you killing fools?
- Amsterdam is going 100% vegan today!
- You’re not experienced if you have to ask for help!
- Randomised thoughtlessness.
- It was better in the old days.
- You selfish bastards!
- I just said what was needed.
- Will Identi.ca provide you with more privacy?
- Be a slacker on your own time, bitch.
- You are so quiet.
- Snarky bollocking Monday.
- Nothing to read here, just move along.
- One Nation Under CCTV
- Don’t believe tah intartubes!
- Howto: Install IceCat as a lazy geek would do it.
- How (not) to annoy an introvert.
- Random nonsense and rants.
- Let the public know if a company is evil; unless you work for that company.
- We geeks do it the easy way.
- I couldn’t be bothered.
- A few snarky words from a cheeky monkey.
- Mad as a gumtree full of galahs.
- Heaps of rantacular codswallop.
- Terror, chaos and mayhem; my job here is done!
- How do you want me to resign?
- Are we going to Australia now?
- Wir sind in Berlin?
- Bring it on Australia!
- Why introverts like me prefer the Internet.
- I’ve lost all my wisdom.
- Have I become too honest and careless?
- Don’t make me talk!
- I hope I never see you again!
- Don’t hold that thought.
- It didn’t kill me, but I don’t feel stronger.
- Temporarily closed due to illness. [updated]
- Keep your flu for yourself, please.
- An introverted geeks dilemma?
- The day after last night.
- How to shock people to follow you on Twitter.
- Freeing a block by writing.
- If you could avoid it, would you?
- The Internet never forgets an abused cat.
- Attack of the 6.1 ft introvert.
- A Vegan Valentine’s Day.
- Jason Voorhees takes the day off.
- Walking around in a tea daze.
- Come back tomorrow.
- What do you tweet about?
- All work and no play…
- xen is a dull boy.
- Night cuppa.
- I want to pee in public.
- Bollocking geeks going bonkers.
- You make me sick!
- Paranoid rants from a mysophobe.
- Twitter + GPS enabled gadget = Easy way to track you?
- 127.0.0.1 is much better.
- Dockity Dockity Do.
- Geekity geekity gee.
- The disinfectant killed my baby!
- Come to work, we also have the flu.
- Cold is keeping me hostage.
- Incoherent rants from a stuffy nosed geek.
- Slimy geekalicious rants.
- How common is the cold really?
- It’s not based on reality.
- Leave us alone!
- Vegan questions and thoughts.
- Ignorance is not bliss for the intelligent.
- Know your limit.
- Nothing?
- Routine can actually be boring.
- Howto: TOR + Privoxy + Fedora = Secret Happiness [updated]
- A big serving of link stew.
- Why you shouldn’t date an introvert.
- Raving rambling rants from a madman.
- 2xTweetWeek.
- Next week is 2xTweetWeek.
- Why am I more tired after a holiday than after a week at work?
- Turning someone vegan.
- I didn’t expect you to show up today.
- Vicious funkylicious ramblings.
- Don’t take my picture!
- The year when everyone disconnected.
- Australia what day?
- From hell and back again.
- UPC ruined my holiday!
- Random geeky and spiteful rants about Eee Pc’s and women.
- Why you shouldn’t date a geek.
- Eight days of crazy Christmas in Norway.
- Yet another year with delusions.
- Not tonight, I have a headache.
- Hey ho, let’s go.
- Random boring nonsense.
- Just two days left in hell.
- Do you hear yourself?
- Earth would be better off without humanity.
- Wasting random rantilicious time.
- The thing is back.
- Something, something, something, blogosphere.
- Spotify invites! [updated]
- Now I’m just confused.
- Do you want a Spotify invite? [updated]
- When did you become an atheist?
- Will the intelligent finally prevail?
- I’ll answer you, if I feel like it.
- Careless, confused and random.
- Botched brekkie.
- Doing boring routines.
- Pownce has left the web 2.0 building.
- Why is it uncool to be smart?
- How to boot Fedora from your external HDD on your Eee Pc.
- Do you have some spare sleep that I can borrow?
- Do you got a problem with me?
- I’m actually working in a mad house.
- 4 hours of laughing madness.
- I refuse to accept that the holiday is over!
- Mother Nature hails us.
- A wandering mind.
- Could you live without your mobile phone?
- Could you give up email and friends?
- Cracking the gift enigma.
- Another Monday bytes the dust.
- Going out with a bash.
- Does it look like I care?
- If I ignore you, it is deliberate.
- Please don’t touch me you cretin.
- Listening to music in all silence.
- Am I living in the past?
- Same as usual?
- Old habits die hard.
- You said what now?
- Remember the Gunpowder Plot.
- Gobbledygook.
- My gut never lies.
- Welcome to .random[oid]?
- Pay no attention to your tension.
- Who stole my sleep?
- A bit more complex than that.
- Some random delicious Sunday rants.
- Routine, numb and repeat.
- Freedom of sleep.
- Should we stay or should we go chew some gum now?
- Is Australia becoming the new China?
- I use Linux, therefor I am cooler than thou.
- I want shitty vegan fast food. [updated]
- Space invaders are spying on us!
- Sleeping while I’m awake.
- I just want a secure and simple email.
- Julmust och annan svensk mat.
- All aboard!
- Let me sleep on it.
- Sedative and lonely times.
- Hurty back make xen sleepy.
- Two possums going to Woop Woop.
- Do you have good hearing?
- Do BitTorrent need more bad publicity?
- Can you feel the pressure too?
- Long and rantalicious.
- Not again, please…
- Still hanging in there.
- How did it happen?
- Why does it happen during the weekend?
- Watch out for the howler humans.
- Back in the trenches again.
- Who would have thought?
- This is our day.
- Five day weekend!
- Please, be insulted by what I say.
- I’m the key master who is going to Oz.
- I’m waiting…
- The penguins will eventually attack you.
- Monday rants, crazy women and Google giving privacy the finger.
- We are bizarre and lazy, and damn proud of it.
- Moody dots and no pixels.
- Poo on toast and other types of poo linked together.
- Stay away from a raging vegan and other rants.
- Wearing death and stuffing my face while I’m ranting.
- You better have missed me.
- Don’t you like me sticking my tongue in your cheek?
- Caffe mocca, hagelslag and hacking my iPod Touch.
- Monday randomness.
- Yet another doomsday prediction debunked by Wikipedia.
- Vegan rants and geeky silliness.
- Random doodles and rants are fun.
- When the hairy scruffy boy attacks!
- Why I don’t like working and other silly things.
- I’m a big skinny liar with his baggy pants on fire.
- This is utterly mind numbing.
- I’m just being a big tease.
- Book review: The Secrets to a Healthy Life.
- I’ll write it tomorrow.
- Does humane killing exist?
- Yummy vegan food.
- Tomorrow you might be using illegal software.
- I don’t like your attitude boy.
- Your computer will self-destruct in 5 seconds.
- What not to say when calling customer support.
- It’s too late now.
- Are computers my future?
- The urge makes me unfocused.
- A silent week goodnight.
- 123-meme.
- How do you use your iPod Touch?
- Are all vegans from a Bizarro world?
- It feels like my damage has been brained.
- I can explain.
- Still unDutched after one year.
- Just you wait and read.
- Certain things happen when you least expect it.
- Come out come out where ever you are.
- SoYeah!
- Just a quicky.
- De zon schint.
- Change can be fun, painful and confusing.
- Sleeping in a tea daze.
- So this is how my flat looks like.
- The last one in at work is late.
- I can’t really complain, can I?
- Just going with the flow.
- Green shoes and green food.
- I thought this was over.
- Who punched me in the stomach?
- Focus on something calm.
- See you tomorrow.
- Just leave me be.
- This keeps it together.
- Can you jailbreak all iPod Touch that is running 1.1.4?
- These shoes are not made for walking.
- A visual travel from Amsterdam to Haarlem.
- I’m not shit faced.
- Eye see red.
- I’m back in a bit.
- All work and no sleep makes xen a tired boy.
- Monday sodding Monday.
- Real Vegan Rallarfärs. [final update]
- Making my thoughts visual.
- Tearing up the streets of Haarlem.
- One beer becomes 10 beers.
- I’m muffed!
- Ik dacht u een toerist was.
- Is it difficult to be nice?
- Rain time continuum.
- Low pressure, high energy.
- Have I met you before?
- Mother nature is cleaning my windows.
- The dreadful night.
- Doing something unexpected that is expected of me.
- We Don’t Have to Worry About Anarchy Anymore.
- Passcode lock on iPhone and iPod Touch gives false sense of security. [updated]
- Dreaming about me in a narrow ally.
- Gezondheid en geluk.
- Don’t be scared of ghosts.
- I’m tempted to travel to London at the moment.
- Förvirrad, dyngsur och förbannad!
- NiN wallpaper for your iPhone and iPod Touch.
- Who bombed my flat?
- It’s Sunday for f*** sake!
- Emma is coming for me!
- A long Friday goodnight.
- Come back later.
- Pissed as a newt.
- Do you want to Touch me now?
- Am I too honest?
- Please don’t talk to me.
- Will I see you tomorrow?
- Want to Touch my wet trousers?
- How lazy am I?
- Cuddle up and have a snooze.
- Chocolate and banana soy milk shake.
- Patat met ketchup.
- My clean and freshly groomed dreads. [updated]
- I have nothing to hide, except what I’m not telling you.
- What should I do for the next five hours?
- I heart food!
- I’ve been a naughty boy today.
- A day of utter boredom.
- Being home because of a cold is not a holiday.
- Call in sick and go to work?
- longboarding + common cold = not safe
- No more info-ninja?
- When Deedee came to town.
- How rude is too rude?
- Fire in Haarlem.
- My head hurts…
- Pssst…
